Welcome. This is the infamous lives of of Pipa and Pyer. We've created this blog to show the fucked up lives we live in a small town in Michigan.
I Pipa, am a senior in high school. I actually just finished so really I am a freshman in college.
I Pyper, am a junior in high school. I have no idea what I am going to do as a senior in high school without Pipa who is going to school 8 hours away from me. So i'll probably just drown in my own thoughts & write in this blog and wait until she invites me up... every weekend. (hopefully)
I Pipa, will be going to school with my sister, who is two years older than I. I will be able to keep track of Pyper and her crazy life of her crazy ex boyfriend and how he's going to beat up all the guys she tries to hook up with. Like this last weekend, made out with a kid that goes to our school, when the word gets out his ass is probably going to be dead. I mean I guess thats what you get when you date a physcopath for two years. I didn't even see it coming, he seems normal at school and then I had to escorted him out of our party as he repeated said, "Fuck you Pipa, you slut. I want to see Pyper."
I Pyper, really apologize already for the way I acted this weekend. Thanks to the cheap and not so lovely alcohol, Brunasty's, I think I had TOO much fun this past weekend. I'd rather be wasting my living on something more rather elegant, such as pink moscato or white zen. But us, being broke bitches, we choose to spend our money on clothes instead of good alcohol. Which maybe I should rethink my choices about money after that weekend.
I Pipa, also apologize for my actions this weekend. Friday I do not remember anything after I got into the car with my ex baed thing and flirting with his best friends and then the next morning waking up and having no idea where I was and how a got there. But good news I ended up next to my sister and our other best friend, Peach. Saturday, I had prom, went with Peach's ex boyfriend (not my choice). Sunday, I had the girls over for wine night that turned into shots and time quickly flew by and my mother came home so then I was grounded. Monday... well we'll just leave that one out.
Pipa and Pyper, we live some screwed up lives. As you will see as you continue with us. We will be with each other for the next couple months until Pipa leaves for school. Follow us on our adventures that we take throughout our summer.
With Love Always,
Pyper & Pipa
